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My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you willforgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.Your loving wife.XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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funniest10k:

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX 

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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