Shorty swing my way.: Archive

Feb 1st

Parents dont like anything

-anphan: If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T FUCKING WIN. Serio.

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Tickling and surprising your pet,

mikimaki: Expectations: Reality:

Jan 31st

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Guys who are good with little kids are a turn on.

Jan 31st

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" Whasss gucci, mah nigga? "

Literally, and when I mean literally.. I mean LITERALLY. Palogan and I laughed our asses off last night. I think we formed abs this morning. From, trying to learn the moves to Ride.mp3, getting drunk off kool-aid, randomly choosing people to call from our contacts, showing people our cool silly bands on webcam, bugging the shit out of Mikey Abella, and can’t forget.. Going on Omegle.com and...

Jan 31st

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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

Jan 31st

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On Valentine's Day:

cendiidoan: What My Friends Will Be Doing: What I’ll Be Doing: And, yaknow what? IDAGF

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

I would really love to go to Disneyland on...

It’d just be nice, yaknow?

Jan 30th

Living for the nights I can't remember with the...

elokin: <3

Jan 29th

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I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.

andineverdid: I feel like I look at people like this: But I really end up looking like this:

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

Random.

I was chillin in my black friend’s dorm one day and I forgot what he said.. But, I replied with ‘Don’t trip, chocolate chip.’ A second later, I started panicking bc I thought he would take it the wrong way.

Jan 28th

Don't worry if your single. God's looking at you...

Jan 28th

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Seven wants.

I forgot to do this one.. 1. I want to go to Disneyland. 2. I want to drop my friday morning Health science class. 3. I want the weekend to come. 4. I want to watch ‘No Strings Attached’ 5. I want to throw up. (This one’s dedicated to @maryhelene) 6. I want to get turnt up! 7. I want you to make me a sammich.. Bitch.

Jan 28th

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Want to know how I'm starting my friday morning...

2 hours and 45min of Health science. ARE YOU FCKIN KIDDING? Shoot me now.

Jan 28th

Reblog If you can unwrap a Starburst in your...

merhowsexyisthat:

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Six places.

1. Italy 2. Greece 3. San Francisco 4. Yosemite 5. Lake Cachuma 6. Eagle rock

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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I told my Chicano studies professor that he could...

Jan 27th

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Eight fears.

1. Coulrophobia. 2. Atychiphobia 3. Hemaphobia. 4. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 5. Melissophobia 6. Pediophobia. 7. Aichmophobia 8. Sciurophobia

Jan 26th

No way, Jose.

(FB IM) Me: There’s a SHITLOAD of black guys in my basketball class<33 Brien: YOU’RE TAKING BASKETBALL LMFAO (blah, blah, blah) Brien: lollllll dude i really think you’re gonna fuck a black guy before the year is over Me: No.. I’m scared.. Brien: all 13 inches in your peckpeck The conversations we have, I swear -_________-“

Jan 26th