February 2012
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Don’t be so serious with your boyfriend because after 18 there’s more to life,...
– Grandma (via maryyh3l3n3)